....is waking up!
Christina is saaaad because she was going to have a brunch buddy but then brunch buddy couldn't have brunch anymore. So then she searched for a new brunch buddy, but everyone she talked to already ate breakfast. Having had breakfast defies the point of having brunch because brunch is the combining of breakfast and lunch. Like, duuUUuuh. I thought everyone knew that.
So I eat brunch by myself.
Eggs in a frame.
One piece of toast (with a square cut out of it)
a dash of salt and sprinklin' of pepper
I WILL ENJOY IT GODDAMN, YES I WILL!