I just figured out how to take them off the other day. I was a tad bit scared of ripping them out of my fragile lobe, but with a little TLC I managed just fine.
My ears are going to be like a Christmas tree soon, adorned with so many fine and beautiful artifacts. If you see me, please, make a note about my ornamented ears. I will love you all the more.
Out Again, for realz this time,