I was preparing to go to the 80's dance and put on my dress... then I went to the kitchen.

Bad idea.

I ate:

• chunks of chicken
• Baked Lays & Salsa
• 3/4 of a Del Taco Quesadilla
• 1 Hot dog w/Ketchup
• 1 Bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats, honey roasted crunch

Now?
My dress is constricting my breathing abilities.

Translation?
It (apparently) is a dress that does not allow for the consumption of food. It does not expand. at all.

Solution?
I will unzip the back during the drive and pray that by the time I reach the meeting location it will zip comfortably.

bid me luck.